James Woods, apparently freaked out that Call Me by Your Name involves a relationship between a 24-year-old (Armie Hammer) and a 17-year-old (Timothée Chalamet), tweeted, “As they quietly chip away the last barriers of decency. #NAMBLA” — like anyone knows what NAMBLA was anymore.

Hammer replied, “Didn't you date a 19 year old when you were 60.......?”

Keep reading for Amber Tamblyn's even-better response ...

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So basically, James Woods, you are the living embodiment of he who doth protest too much (just like all homophobes), because you like young people your damn self:

James Woods tried to pick me and my friend up at a restaurant once. He wanted to take us to Vegas. "I'm 16" I said. "Even better" he said.

— Amber Tamblyn (@ambertamblyn) September 11, 2017

And Billy Baldwin chimed in pretty tartly, too:

Like Trump.. all the viagra, propecia, dementia & anti-psych meds have created a toxic bouillabaisse from which there's no escape for Jimmy? https://t.co/ZRfu3ZngfB

— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) September 11, 2017

P.S. Both 16 and 17 are more common ages of consent in U.S. states than 18 is, James.

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