NOTíCIAS NO FACE: A group of dudes broke into a spontaneous four-way makeout session in Brazil and it's all the Internet can think about — until we start getting charged for using the Internet, that is:
HUFF POST: Today, Trump openly toyed with the idea of pardoning Michael Flynn, who is part of an ongoing investigation that almost certainly involves himself. Obstruction, witness tampering — he's trying to make the U.S. into a banana republic, and behaving as if we already are one. Also, he spent the morning addressing FBI agents and referring to them as police.
POSEIDON'S UNDERWORLD: Of sexy Frank Converse (still with us at 79) and many more denizens of movie mags of the '60s.
KENNETH IN THE (212): It is not a popular or fashionable opinion, but there is still plenty of reason to believe that Woody Allen never abused his 7-year-old daughter.
CRIME WATCH NOW: Three-vehicle accident leads to road rage ... which leads to 32-year-old Jose Gonzalez Flores getting buck naked.
BOY CULTURE: Yesterday was my 33rd best day ever for page views, thanks to Doug Jones's adorable son, Carson Jones — I was first with a post (I dutifully credit when I am inspired , unlike most blogs, which is annoying), so I got a big bang out of it. My all-time biggest single day was thanks to the post at the link — an illustrated obit for fitness legend Greg Plitt. Sex and death ... go figure.