Above, some ho-ho-hotness.

Below: Kilted Coaches, a muscle-packed stocking stuffer, Dean Geyer's latest sizzlin' selfies, mazel tov to Manila, happy 44th to Wilson Cruz and celebrating Dietrich ...

Skirting the issue of fitness (Image via Kilted Coaches)

YOUTUBE: It's a sexy Christmas workout from the kilted, jacked, furry dudes known as the Kilted Coaches: 

KENNETH IN THE (212): Glistening and rock-hard.

God made Adam & Eve, but Goddess made Adam & Steve. (Image via Manila Luzon)

NEWNOWNEXT: Manila Luzon got hitched!

Wilson, making 44 the new 25! (Image by MNM for Da Man)

FACEBOOK: Out actor Wilson Cruz is 44, Call Me By Your Name star Timothée Chalamet is 22 and more celeb b'days!

GR8ERDAYS: Happy Marlene Dietrich Day! The legend was born 116 years ago today (and died 25 years ago already). Check out a list of 10 (okay, 11) must-see Dietrich movies.