Photo of the decade: Doug Jones being sworn in, while his openly gay son QUIETLY DISINTEGRATES THE SOUL OF MIKE PENCE. pic.twitter.com/wTKHAZSrOx

— Derek Milman (@DerekMilman) January 4, 2018

I broke the Carson Jones-as-gay-hottie story, as you'll recall. I am the Woodward & Bernsntein of people's hot gay sons. Now, Carson is grabbing headlines for side-eyeing Mike Pence. I love that he is #JudgingYou.

However, things don't always go our way in politics ...

Via Huff Post: The Republican won that damn Virginia election that had been tied. His name was drawn from a goddamn hat, meaning he wins and control of the Virginia House stays in Republican hands.