The Gianni Versace dream team (Image via Instagram @ricky_martin)

Above & below, 'cuz Ricky's so cute. 

DADS are on the #GoldenGlobes red carpet! Looking great, @ricky_martin & Jwan! 😍 pic.twitter.com/5neZaRLVKh

— Logo 🏳️‍🌈 (@LogoTV) January 8, 2018

Keep reading for the only highlights you need from tonight's Golden Globes, I swear ...

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri cleaned up! (GIF via Fox Searchlight Pictures)

EXTRATV: Complete list of 2018 Golden Globes Award winners. Timothée Chalamet got screwed like that peach.

TWITTER: Natalie Portman skewered the Hollywood Foreign Press for failing to nominate Greta Gerwig in the Director - Motion Picture category, noting acidly, And here are the all-male nominees. To be fair, she wasn't simply complaining about a lack of women, she was underscoring the fact that Gerwig had been overlooked even though her film, Lady Bird, received many other nominations. In fact, it won Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy and Actress - Musical or Comedy, and yet failed to earn a nod for its director?!

Thank you #natalieportman for calling out the fact there were no female director nominees at tonight's #GoldenGlobes2018 pic.twitter.com/P2ExkARRwQ Special shout-out to #gretagerwig for #LadyBird and #pattyjenkins for #WonderWoman #womeninfilm #SupportIndieFilm #wif

— Kathleen Behun (@21daysthefilm) January 8, 2018

P.S. I saw Lady Bird. I liked it a lot. I think it's overrated. It's a very fine coming-of-age film, but I wouldn't say it was the best film in that category. Still, the HFP clearly adored it, so I think it's absurd to overlook its director. Why won't we just give directors the awards their films win along with producers?

YOUTUBE: Oprah Winfrey's rousing speech as she received the Cecil B. DeMille Award stole the Golden Globes:

 

TWITTER: Death to all interns:

New York Times does not use Rita Moreno’s name, instead calls her “a guest.” Rita Moreno is one of 12 EGOTs in history - she has won an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. pic.twitter.com/gXGPsppZUt

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 8, 2018

TWITTER: Quite a few people brought up the allegation that Kirk Douglas, 101, who was honored a the Golden Globes with a standing ovation, raped Natalie Wood when she was a teenager. Seemed an odd choice to bring him out on the very night so many were championing #TIMESUP and #MeToo, thought I imagine most in the room haven't heard the persistentt, decades-old rumor. Will anyone in Wood's family now bring it up? 

Also, he probably didn't really singlehandedly end the Hollywood Blacklist.

A particularly bad year for a Kirk Douglas tribute #goldenglobes

— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) January 8, 2018

TWITTER: Winner James Franco invited Tommy Wiseau to join him onstage, but blocked him from speaking; probably a wise idea. Aren't we going to be reading some scathing, well-researched piece on Wiseau in the near future? It was a great movie, but it did not endear me to that guy.

I’m 90 percent certain Tommy Wiseau thinks he directed THE DISASTER ARTIST. pic.twitter.com/AKwWQNQNGI

— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) January 8, 2018