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None of my vets look like the guy above — which is a good thing for me because I don't know about where you live, but here in NYC it's 200 bucks to say hello to a vet.

We are all Katie Balentine. (Image via Facebook)

Keep reading for some very sexy vets, whose good looks could nudge you into doggie or kitty Munchausen by proxy ...

The vet at the top of the post is Erik — and he makes housecalls! Video.

I'd give anything to play 7 minutes in Evan. (Images via Instagram)

Then there is Dr. Evan Antin of Thousand Oaks, California:

Antin has a million Instagram followers, and also has a regular feature in which he tests followers on animal bones called Bones for Boners with Dr. Antin:

Here's Dr. Campbell, also painfully handsome and painfully helpful. If he says not to give a ferret onions, I will not be giving ferrets any onions. Full-stop! 

Dr. Rory is for those of you into the British accents. Here, he adorably risks his life by sitting, cooped up in a sealed car during 100-degree weather to prove the point that animals left in cars during the summer can die quickly: