[Image via Kenneth in the (212)]

The phrase “hot as a Swedish curler” is now a thing ...

Via The Mirror: The Simpsons predicted the upset ages ago (Image via FOX)

Via Kenneth in the (212): The Swedes may have lost out in curling to the Americans, but if you're this cute, you're always a winner.

Still, it was quite a shocker that Team USA was able to unseat the Swedes in the sport of curling. It was an even bigger shocker that I couldn't tease Kirstie Alley for finding the sport boring because she's blocked me on Twitter for having spoken out against Scientology — her religion, snark — in the past.