Are Donald Trump Jr. and wife Vanessa headed for divorce? https://t.co/cggWfHcEeI pic.twitter.com/LHLXbQfcoj

— ExtraTV (@extratv) March 15, 2018

Vanessa Trump has filed for divorce from Donald Trump Jr., Page Six reports ...

She is apparently not a fan of all the, er, attention the Trump Family has received ever since Gramps decided America was stupid enough to maybe elect him president.

Not the Trump divorce I was hoping for, but still — ha.

I'd be on the lookout for nerve-agent divorce gifts from Russia.

News via Page Six.