Above: Post-workout bliss.

Below: A French hottie, John Goodman's response to Trump's Roseanne Barr call, Kathy Griffin's new role, Ren & Stimpy meet #Me and #Too, Jeff Sessions makes a surprising decision and tragic loss of a gay-parented family ...

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KENNETH IN THE (212): The delicious French dish that is Jeremy Parisi.

TMZ: Roseanne's John Goodman laughs over Trump's call to Roseanne Barr, congratulating her on her show's boffo ratings, saying “fuck no” when asked if Trump might be giving him a call as well.

We can't WAIT to see @KathyGriffin play @KellyannePolls on @PresidentShow: https://t.co/4C0my1HmlG

— TooFab (@TooFab) March 29, 2018

TOWLEROAD: Kathy Griffin has shot a role as Kellyanne Conway for Comedy Central's The President Show.

BUZZFEED: Ren & Stimpy creator John Kricfalusi is accused of having sex, and conducting controlling relationships with, several underage girls. He now says he was mentally ill until about 10 years ago, but admits having a 16-year-old girlfriend. (California's age of consent is 18 across the board.)

JOE.MY.GOD.: Attorney General Jeff Sessions is (for now) rebuffing GOP calls for a new special investigation into the FBI's handling of the beaten-into-the-ground Hillary Clinton email case.

LGBTQ NATION: Lesbian moms and their six children perish when SUV goes over Mendocino County, California, cliff, plunges into rocky area of Pacific. RIP. One of the kids who died was pictured in an iconic photo showing him, at age 12, hugging a police officer during a Ferguson protest:

12 y/o Devonte Hart holds "Free Hugs" sign at #Ferguson rally in Portland, 21 year police veteran takes him up on it. pic.twitter.com/Bc4Y0wK5vt

— kevinqueen (@kevinqueen) November 29, 2014