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Ding Dong I'm Gay is a new queer-positive Web series created by Tim Spencer and directed by Sarah Bishop.

Not-kissing cousins

Via press release: 

Ding Dong I’m Gay dives into the fantastical realities of bad sex, unwanted house-guests, the queer experience and hostile first-aid instructors.

Over three introductory episodes, Ding Dong I’m Gay follows an overachieving people-pleaser as he reluctantly takes on the role of hopeless fairy godmother when his newly out-and-proud cousin arrives on his doorstep looking for somewhere to belong.

Keep reading to watch the very broad comedy ...