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May 01 2018
Pulse Survivor Goes Ex-Gay + Chris Mazdzer's Shaggy Chest + Wendy Williams Supports Michelle Wolf + Jackie Chan's Disowned Gay Daughter Is Homeless + Why Carol Burnett's Series Comeback Fizzled + Patrick Leblanc Strips + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

Above: He gets naked down below.


Below: Keep reading for Chris Mazdzer's hairy chest, a pair of lethal thighs, Wendy Williams for Michelle Wolf, Trump's latest fake outrage, Jackie Chan's illegitimate daughter is a homeless lesbian, John McCain decides to be honest before he dies, the Pulse survivor who went ex-gay and wants you to do the same, and much more ...

Chris MazdzerChris Mazdzer is one cool guy. (Image via Instagram)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Chris Mazdzer's massive, hairy chest is ready for its close-up.

BOSGUY: Suicide by thighs!

JEZEBEL: I can't S T A N D Wendy Williams — but this was pretty hilarious: 

POLITICO: Trump blasts leak of Mueller's proposed questions to him — but didn't his own lawyers draft this, and didn't his own team prolly leak it?

PEOPLE: Jackie Chan's daughter Etta Ng, who is just 18 years old, has posted a video claiming she and her girlfriend are currently homeless for a month “due to homophobic parents”:

Chan, who fathered Ng in an affair while married, has not spoken out about her, but her mother, beauty queen Elaine Ng, told the site Coconuts:

I feel that if they have no money, they should go find work. They shouldn’t film a clip telling others they are broke and who Etta’s father is. People all over the world work hard and don’t rely on someone else’s fame to get money.

Kinda easy to say when you have oodles of money. Chan is worth hundreds of millions and has zero for his dyke daughter?!

John-McCain-screen-grab(Image via screen grab)

JOE.MY.GOD.: This is why people hate politicians so much, and I don't absolve Dems from the same flaw — I understand the need for diplomacy and playing certain finger points close to the vest, but John McCain's blunt admission in his new book is such a turn-off:

This is my last term. If I hadn’t admitted that to myself before this summer, a stage 4 cancer diagnosis acts as ungentle persuasion. I’m freer than colleagues who will face the voters again. I can speak my mind without fearing the consequences much. And I can vote my conscience without worry.

CRIME WATCH DAILY: Butt-naked dude arrested walking through Oklahoma town.

GR8ERDAYS: Why that Carol Burnett sitcom pilot never happened.

Giphy-2You better take our stupid notes, old woman! (GIF via GIPHY)

LGBTQ NATION: Here's one Pulse survivor who has zero sympathy from me — 49-year-old Luis Javier Screen Shot 2018-05-01 at 2.02.54 PMRuiz survived the shooting but is now a proponent of conversion therapy, claiming he lived only because God has a plan for him. Yeah, so that means all the others were useless? I despise religious zealots like this who get this bizarre ego that because they're alive, it means something. Billions are alive. You're not more special than they are, and your sexual orientation is not why you had a tough life — oppression and shame from people like YOU are now is what made things hard for you. Such a disappointing story.

P.S. I'd also like to get a follow-up on those liars who said Omar Mateen was a regular of gay hookup sites and of Pulse.

HUFF POST: Tony noms are here, and it feels like the most commercial, least inventive Screen Shot 2018-05-01 at 1.32.50 PMbatch in ages. Mean Girls and SpongeBob SquarePants lead the nominations. I will amend my disdain once I see Mean Girls, because I'm sure a lot of haters are miffed to see Amy Schumer nominated, yet I saw that mediocre play and she was great. Towleroad has the snubs.

DLISTED: Luann de Lesseps is now enduring the release of her embarrassing arrest video.

OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Insta-stud Patrick Leblanc goes le-nude.

PATRICK LEBLANCLeblanc's not a fan of gun control. (Image via Instagram)