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May 20 2018
PHYSIQUE PICTORIAL 45 Is Here + Cole Sprouse Shirtless + Texas School Shooting Roundup Of Outrage + Funniest Royal Wedding Memes + Joy Division Cover + Chalamet's Next Flick + Madonna Fooled By Look-Alike + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

Above: Queer Eye guy Antoni Porowski offers you lots of head.

Below: Keep reading for hotness from the past, Cole Sprouse's nip, the sick statement from the Texas school shooter's delusional family, a couple of hot jams, and Madonna not recognizing herself ...

UnnamedNever heard of this guy, but the pic sellslme on wanting to know more! (Image via Physique Pictorial)

BOB MIZER FOUNDATION: Issue #45 of Physique Pictorial is on its way! This issue is Physique_Pictorial_Vol_45_Cover_grandeone I can't wait for, for more than one reason. First, I was proud to be asked to do several of the interviews, including with photographers Marwane Pallas, Florian Hetz, and Matthew Finley.

Second, I am absolutely in love with the art of Harry Bush (anyone got an original I can buy?), and it appears there will be a giant spread on this man's technically brilliant and unabashedly kinky work.

Then there is the Bob Mizer portfolio ... and much more.


GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Oh, my! It's a Sprouse nipple feature.

Daily MailThe NYDN says it best. (Image via NYDN)

L.A. TIMES: The Texas school shooter, Dimitrios Pagourtzis, 17, allegedly went on his rampage to even scores. The mother of one deceased victim claims he aggressively went after her for months before she had to put him in his place. There are also accounts of him taunting students as he shot them, yelling, Surprise! before shooting one in the chest. Toxic masculinity + easy access to guns + a family so blind they would release a statement containing this garbage:

We are gratified by the public comments made by other Santa Fe High School students that show Dimitri as we know him: a smart, quiet, sweet boy. While we remain mostly in the dark about the specifics of yesterday's tragedy, what we have learned from media reports seems incompatible with the boy we love.

You're allowed to be surprised, but there is a point where expressing that surprise in a statement becomes a shirking of responsibility, and a refusal to accept that your little angel is a piece of garbage you placed in the proximity of Daddy's fire power. 

WAPO: The school in Texas where 10 people were shot to death had a plan in place, did dry runs, and had armed officers. And yet, that didn't work. P.S. Shaun King was right to highlight the fact that this precious little white angel was apprehended alive (as he should have been) when so many black offenders (and innocents!) are shot dead with or without weapons on them.

DAILY BEAST: On Sunday, incoming NRA president and absolute criminal Oliver North blithely chalked up school shootings to the use of Ritalin. Why is he even running around free?

EXTRATV: All the funniest royal wedding memes, jokes, and observations.

YOUTUBE: Maxence Cyrin does a piano cover of Joy Division's “Disorder”:

SOUNDCLOUD: I'm instantly obsessed with the Robert Eibach remix of Kim Free's “Miami”: 

HUFF POST: Meet the former Dallas judge running in a GOP runoff for local commissioner who has a living trust that would reward his kids for only marrying white Christians of the opposite sex. But hey, he doesn't believe he's a bigot! Naw.

INSTAGRAM: Booty-ful people.

BEAUTIFUL BOY: A peek at the trailer (trailers now have trailers) for Beautiful Boy, starring Timothée Chalamet.

INSTAGRAM: There are many look-alike Madonna photos floating around the Internet, perhaps most infamously the fake-ass picture alleging to show a 12-year-old Madonna meeting Elvis Presley. But now, Madonna herself has posted a photo of a woman with the Beastie Boys implying that it is she in the photo — and it is not. The photo in question is apparently a woman who was an intentional Madonna look-alike, probably a shot for a magazine. One glance and I knew it wasn't Madonna (the dress!). Call it “just ... no-stalgia.”

Beastie Boys with lookalike