Okay, the title's a goof, but Mr. Man thinks there's nothing sexier than a beefcake’s cheeks out on display.
To that ... end ... they've assembled 9 of their favorite men in thongs purely for your pleasure.
These boys are simply bulging with barely hidden talent.
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Keep reading for dongs in thongs ...
Adrian Gonzalez has a perfect ass that he LOVES to show off in From Here on OUT.
Darryl Stephens is packing some real heat in a maroon thong in Another Gay Movie.
Channing Tatum gets cheeky and freaky in Magic Mike.
Colton Haynes was a diamond-cutter in Rough Night.
Matthew McConaughey showed off those juicy, smooth cheeks in Magic Mike.
Ryan Reynolds appeared in Buying the Cow —a classic thong moment.
Thomas Lennon was funny and sexy in Reno 911: Miami
Check out James Franco in a skimpy thong tied to a bed.
Sean Paul Lockhart aka Brent Corrigan in Chillerama. Yes we know this is a jockstrap, but are you really complaining?