ABOVE: A picture is worth a thousand bucks a night.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy naked actors, In-N-Out goes full Chick-Fil-A, conversion therapy foe goes weak, Aretha Franklin's so-called homegoing went well, The Voice goes silent, and much more ...

Juan in a million (Image via Instagram)

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Juan Manuel Martino is gifted in the front, and in the back.

THE TAKEOUT: In-N-Out, a West Coast fave for its burgers and animal fries, donated cash to the California GOP, spurring a #BoycottInNOut campaign.

TOWLEROAD: Greg Gutfield openly brags that Trump was “radicalized” by Fox News.

HUFF POST: Rev. Al Sharpton zinged Trump at Aretha's funeral — Trump had the temerity to suggest Franklin “worked for” him.

TMZ: Gladys Knight, who at first said she had the same disease as Aretha Franklin (who died of pancreatic cancer), is apparently cancer-free and healthy, at least according to her PR rep.

See Images from Aretha Franklin's Homegoing

GR8ERDAYS: RIP to The Village Voice. The counterculture NYC newspaper is shuttering for good just shy of 63 years after its founding.

Michael Musto, as seen on one of his several Voice cover appearances (Image via The Village Voice)

WORLD OF WONDER: Nutjob Alex Jones caught with trans porn on his phone.  

L.A. TIMES: This is what is wrong with Democrats: A gay California politician, Evan Low, who was coasting to victory with his bill to ban conversion therapy as innately fraudulent, abruptly pulled his own bill after going on a listening tour (!) among anti-gay churches. And Low's quote on the subject is insane:

Some would say this is crazy. Why would you pause when you don’t need to, when you’re in the driver’s seat?

Yes. I call you crazy. When you are in control, you should do what is right, not pander to those who would do wrong. Conversion therapy is a black-and-white issue. What a shame.

Office mate (GIF via OMG Blog)

OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Check out the can on Office crush Jim Krasinski!

JC Mounduix (L) was physically inappropriate with Tyler Crispen. (Images via CBS)

US WEEKLY: A Big Brother houseguest kissed a male houseguest's armpit as he slept.

EXTRATV: Jesse Metcalfe opens up about his love life.

TIME: Time digs Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born, suggesting the film is a bit safe, very satisfying, and rides on her charismatic performance.

Gaga is polishing her mantle. (Image via video still)