ABOVE: Beginning your day with the perfect end.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hotter Spider-Man than Tom Holland, the final chapter for EastSiders, gay basher caught, Kavanaugh continues to crumble (or is about to get forcibly seated on the SCOTUS), Keiynan Lonsdale's pronoun request takes root and much more ...

He's quite a twunk! (Image via Instagram)

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Tom Holland is hot, but is the guy who played Spider-Man for the video game even hotter?

DLISTED: All the looks from the A Star Is Born premiere.

Gay-BC is the network, in spirit. (Image via Netflix)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Season 4 of EastSiders is the last — are you ready?

NBJC: The National Black Justice Coalition's report on the federal government's performance as it pertains to black LGBTQ+ people is damning.

Is tree kidding? (Image via video still)

TOWLEROAD: Keiynan Lonsdale wants to be referred to as tree for his chosen pronoun, but goes on to say he's not high. He's high if he thinks I'm using tree as a name and as a pronoun just for him :

IOL: A teacher at a school in Zimbabwe — where being gay is illegal — came out as gay to his students and thei r parents in order to pre-empt a media story that was set to out him.

OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Actor and social media sensation Brandon Calvillo is totally naked, and there's no confusion as to whether the dick pic is real.

TODAY: Juliette Lewis is joining The Conners.

TWITTER (WORK UNFRIENDLY): He's no arch-enemy:

Trying to perfect my Arch👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/pBLJgOP7WX

— Jcakezz (@Jcakez2) September 26, 2018

JOE.MY.GOD.: U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley — with a straight face — went on Fox News and claimed Trump was laughed at by the U.N. General Assembly out of respect for his honesty.

Dumbledore's deepest desire ... (Image via Warner Bros.)

ABC7NY: Brandon McNamara, 25, of Queens, has been arrested for that high-profile gay-bashing incident in Brooklyn this week. It was his image that we all saw on the Internet as the suspect. He just fucked up his own life, and for what? The pleasure of hitting two gay men.

PEOPLE: The Fantastic Beasts 2 trailer includes a quick gay moment for young Dumbledore: 

Get your #WandsReady — @jk_rowling and the cast of #FantasticBeasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald have your first look at the final trailer for the film, arriving in theaters November 16! pic.twitter.com/uEj5XBm80b

— TODAY (@TODAYshow) September 25, 2018