ABOVE: Are you all about that (Jake) Bass?
BUZZFEED: Actor Jason Caceres and Christian G. Lopez tried mega-PDAs for a week to see how people would react:
NBC NEWS: Now we have Golfcart Gail. Whoever names these busy-body white ladies who call the cops on black people at the drop of a hat truly never fails. (P.S. The worst part of this white-lady-calling-the-cops syndrome is they know, as we all do, that if you call the police on black people, especially black men, there is a chance the men will be shot dead with questions asked later.)
AUSCAPS: Diver Matty Lee flashes his bum to photobomb Tom Daley at camp.
HUFF POST: WaPo journalist Jamal Khashoggi was tortured and then sawed into little pieces while he was still alive, in front of a top Saudi diplomat. Trump has, so far, defended Saudi Arabia, which today sent the U.S. $100M.
GR8ERDAYS: 100 years of Rita Hayworth!
JOE.MY.GOD.: As if to help the blue wave (fingers crossed), Sen. Maj. Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) swears he'll try to dismantle Obamacare again if Republicans gain Senate seats in the midterms.
YOUTUBE: Mario is a locker-room affair to remember — and it's on VOD and digital starting October 30:
TELEGRAPH: Head of gay-rights group in Paris suffers shocking anti-gay attack.
EXTRATV: American Idol alums — and hubby-and-wife team — Diana DeGarmo and Ace Young had fun at Tuscany Steakhouse this week in honor of her October 30 show at the Laurie Beechman in NYC, The Witches Rumble. Yes, it's got drag! (And Ace is looking Ace at 37, no?)
NBC NEWS: Disgusting homophobe wrote an anti-gay book, passed it out to subordinates, was fired — and now gets over a million bucks for his troubles.
HOT GUYS ROUNDUP: Best Biceps Award! 1st Runner-Up: Best Biceps Award! Face Man of the Year: Charlie Barnett! Best Booty to Garret Caillouet — here and here. And for Best Abs, let's go with Wilson Cruz, age 44: