ABOVE: I miss summer. A lot.
JOE.MY.GOD.: Virulently anti-gay Ernest Angley (who I can not fucking believe is alive, and 97 years old) admitted in a secretly recorded phone call over 20 years ago that he had ha sex with a man who worked for his church. The recording was released in response to a lawsuit by Brock Miller who, as a teen, was made a pastor under Angley and who claims Angley touched him inappropriately, urged him to touch himself and asked to make out.
From the tape:
Davis: “There’s been horrible discord here ... [while Angley was on a mission trip in Africa]. It’s all I could do to keep [Regina] from talking. She was so angry over that word ‘vulgar.’ You know what she said she was going to tell? She said, ‘I’ll tell you what vulgar is: Him and [name withheld] naked, laying in Angel’s bed, masturbating each other and going to the bathroom to have to wash the ejaculation off his hands.’ ...” Angel is Angley’s wife, who died in 1970.
Angley: “That’s not true because I didn’t ejaculate him. I didn’t make him cum.”
Davis: “Well, you was both naked in that bed.”
Angley: “Well, I didn’t make him cum.”
Davis: “Well, he made you cum then because he ... described your penis.”
Angley: “He didn’t make me cum. No, he didn’t.”
Davis: “Well, you was in there naked.”
Angley: “Well, I didn’t say I wasn’t.”
YAHOO NEWS: Fox News “mistakenly” (!) aired a graphic announcing Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death. They blamed it on a technical malfunction, but those vultures were really just overeager.
STAR ADVERTISER: State Sen. Kai Kahele, a Hawaiian Dem and veteran, has announced he is challenging Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (R-Hawaii) for her seat in 2020.
CNN: Kamala Harris will be in Iowa a day after she kicks off her POTUS campaign with a rally in California.
HUFF POST: Trump makes two-minute, perfunctory visit to MLK Jr. monument.
EXTRATV: Chaz Bono is dating Shara Blue Mathes, who played Jason Bateman's GF on three episodes of It's Your Move in the mid-'80s.