ABOVE: In brief, he's hot.
GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Froy Gutierrez strips 'n' drips!
JOE.MY.GOD.: Trump thinks he's too amazeballs to be impeached, especially since he won so handily in 2016. Nixon was impeached not long after winning a blow-out in almost all of the 50 states.
GR8ERDAY: You'll love Tippi Hedren's (she's 88!) bonkers new Gucci ad.
THE GUARDIAN: Lady Gaga and other celebs are being criticized for refusing to appear in that powerful R. Kelly doc about his sexual abuse. I don't think it's fair to write off her dedication to women over what she herself admits was a tone-deaf move (making a song and performing with Kelly, almost releasing what appears to have been a would-have-been-iconically-damaging video with him); it was unfortunate, but not an endorsement of his crimes. I imagine she will address this without appearing in a doc. C'mon.
BOSGUY: Speaking of which: A Lady Gaga night and a Madonna cover band, all in one town!
KENNETH IN THE (212): Childhood crushes you now hate yourself for. Go.
TMZ: TMZ helpfully reduces the Ellen DeGeneres/Kevin Hart kerfuffle into a poll asking whether Ellen's got a point or is appalling. Also, its heinous readers are voting 55-45 (so far) that Ellen does, in fact, speak for all gay people.
WAPO: In 2011, she was not accepting of her son's homosexality. Within a few years, she had abandoned praying the gay away and accepted him — and even went viral for offering to be a stand-in mommy at a gay wedding. Now, Jamie Lee Curtis will tell her story in a movie.
TOWLEROAD: Gay dads on Double Dare — a first.
HUFF POST: Why is it supposed to be funny or shameful that Brian Dunkelman, once an American Idol co-host, is now driving an Uber?
POLITICO: Ocasio-Cortez pushing Green New Deal with theoretical 60-70% tax on super rich.
OUT: Gayest Coachella evahhhh.