ABOVE: Red alert!
GR8ERDAYS: RIP two-time Mr. Universe Paul Wynter.
GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): A handy chart showing you the smallest and largest penises in Hollywood!
THE SUN: Madonna's rumored 2019 tour has hit the press. Pssst! I've heard her single's coming in April, album in the summer, tour summer/fall.
THE HILL: Book about gay bunnies donated to Pence's wife's anti-LGBTQ school.
GAY STAR NEWS: That gay couple accused of filming a three-way on a crowded London train were convicted — and it turns out they're amateur porn stars, specializing in public sex. Charmed.
CNN: Trump violated decades of protocol, canceling Nancy Pelosi's trip to Afghanistan — announcing a secret trip and sparking security concerns.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Just how loyal to Russia is Trump?
JOE.MY.GOD.: Austerity and logistics didn't get in the way of Marie Antoi— I mean, Melania Trump, flying solo on the taxpayer's dime to Mar-A-Lago Thursday night.
THE WEEK: Trump's base is cracking.
THR: Pulitzer Prize- and National Book Award-winning lesbian poet Mary Oliver has died at 83.
OUT: Billy Eichner wants to be the first gay Bachelor, not realizing Finding Prince Charming existed.
OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Adam Zkt. Eva star gets totally, totally naked.