ABOVE: Aptly named.

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of a soap hunk, gay murder as keeping up with the Joneses, Edie's swan song and more ...

Kristoff St. John: July 15, 1966-February 3, 2019 (Image via CBS)

EXTRATV: Soap star Kristoff St. John dead at 52.

ROBERT CROWN LAW LIBRARY BLOG: Trump's policy on separating migrant children from their parents intended to traumatize children.

MEDUSA PROJECT: An elderly gay couple were brutally murdered in a small Russian town — and their neighbors are glad to be rid of them, just because they were gay.

Glad she put these words down before departing. (Image via St. Martin's Press)

JOE.MY.GOD.: Edie Windsor died, but her memoir is on the way!

TWITTER: Burger King went brilliantly Mukbang with old Andy Warhol footage:

the whopper's out of the bag. keep eating like Andy. #EatLikeAndy pic.twitter.com/Bg3ZuK1V3J

— Burger King (@BurgerKing) February 4, 2019

INDEPENDENT: For some reason, during an interview, Liam Neeson volunteered that when he found out a white female friend had been raped by a black man, he went out looking for a random black man to kill for a week. He now sees his reaction as shameful. Which all means — Gov. Northam might be getting primaried!

FLORIDA TODAY: An 18-year-old man from Melbourne, Florida (he's pictured), used a fake Middle Eastern accent to phone in a threat to blow up a gay bar.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Hairy dude in a Speedo.

NEWNOWNEXT: Michael Musto lands the first interview with Jamie Auld, who plays Madonna — and looks exactly like her — in the forthcoming docudrama Madonna and the Breakfast Club. This is great because Madonna, in that phase, booted Musto from his dressing room when both were in bands! 

Says Auld of the woman she's playing:

I think some people misunderstand her. Her openness and vulnerability are sometimes misinterpreted. There will always be critics and haters, but with this movie they’ll realize how much she had to put herself out there and promote herself. Her drive is incredible to me. No one’s spoken about that side, just how famous she became, but that’s not the whole story.

WASHINGTON BLADE: People are actually pretending there is a double standard regarding Janet Jackson's nipple being exposed and Adam Levine's being exposed, as if that double standard were not an everyday part of life — female toplessness is considered dirty, male toplessness is considered sexy. TV and film have told us this forever. It's dumb, but hardly surprising.

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Welcome to the Peeper's Choice Awards!

METRO WEEKLY: Amandla Stenberg on being gay in “the very straight confines of Hollywood.”