Mr. Man took over this post:

The boys over at The CW's teen sex party Riverdale were getting tail in Season 3's twelfth episode, entitled “Bizarrodale.” But there's nothing bizarro about all of the gay spit-swapping that happened between Casey Cott and daddy-in-training Cody Kearsley!

The two get down to biznasty FIVE different times in the episode, eclipsing the new shirtless scenes from Charles Melton and Cole Sprouse in sexiness, substance, and — quite frankly — artistry. 

K.J. Apa's tits were noticeably absent, but if the 5x pairing of Cody's tongue and Casey's throat doesn't do it for you, you might be beyond saving.

Check out some of the hottest moments here and let us know if a Riverdale runs through your underwear.

EXPLICIT GAY SEX SCENES WITH HOLLYWOOD CELEBS!