ABOVE: Such fun-derwear!

BELOW: Keep reading for Hatosy's tail, Trivago guy shirtless, a darkly comedic take on Jussie Smollett and more ...

Thinking 'bout getting naked (Image via TNT)

OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Shawn Hatosy doesn't show his butthole, but does show his whole butt.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Wrestler ass.

Start planning with Trivago ... (Image via Trivago)

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Hey, the sexy, silver-daddy Trivago guy went shirtless!

TRUE CRIME DAILY: Illinois State's Attorney recuses herself from the Jussie Smollett case.

“Faking Hate Crimes for Dummies” (Image via Comedy Central)

DAILY BEAST: Jaboukie Young-White breaks down the disappointing nature of the Jussie Smollett case — lots of intersectionality, and some very dark chuckles:

This story has been weird for me, Trevor. As a gay person, I’m used to speaking on gay issues. As a black person, I’m used to speaking on black issues. But I’m not used to them intercepting.” The only other scenario he could imagine is if RuPaul robbed a bank.

God, Trevor Noah is so incredibly terrible at this stuff, by the way.

He sucked your dad and stuff. (Image via Big Dipper)

TOWLEROAD: Meet Big Dipper. (He's all yours. I'm not pressed. Or impressed.)

NYT: Trump reportedly asked Whitaker to put a pro-Trump attorney in charge of the Russia investigation — after the attorney in question had already recused himself. If this or any of 100 other aspects of Trump's presidency had been done by Hillary Clinton, she would have been forced to resign and I would have been on board with that. (Also: Trump has attacked the Russia investigation over 1,100 times since taking office.

TVLINE: TV's first-ever ... polyamorous mermaid throuple?!

CBS NEWS: Bernie way ahead of fellow Democratic presidential contenders in fundraising, raking in over $6M already.

EXTRATV: Lady Gaga announces she is single again (during Oscar voting — she loves a news hit, and I do NOT shade her for it). What's a little awkward is some fans are oohhing and ahhing that this means she's going to wind up with Bradley Cooper, who ... do we really need to have this talk, kids?

HUFF POST: MAGA teen wants to take down the liberal-leaning WaPo. Nothing to see here, no hidden motives at all!

GR8ERDAYS: Anderson Cooper's mommy is 95.