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Look, I blew it. I did a whole post on Chris Underwood — just voted off of Survivor, and judging by his package, it could've been a space-saving initiative — and focused solely on his peen when who knew he was also butt-gifted?

Keep reading for a couple more glimpses at him, from the front ...

This salesman is charming, smart and physically fit, but will Chris’ confidence get the best of him once #Survivor begins? pic.twitter.com/yG2NsDdfM0

— SURVIVOR (@survivorcbs) February 18, 2019