Jesus, Chris! (Image via CBS)

Look, as you know, I'm more of a butt guy, and I don't like Survivor. But after seeing the below GIF, almost anything is possible ...

Chris Underwood's under-wood:

Jesus Christ. #ChrisUnderwood could get it anyway he wanted it. 😍🥰 #Survivor pic.twitter.com/k0Xgem0VWX

— Cael J. Harden (@CaelJHarden) March 10, 2019

UPDATE: All that and an ass to boot! So of course he just got the boot.