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Gruber in his prime (Images via Out.com)

NYP: Nick Gruber, onetime plaything of Calvin Klein, was arrested for allegedly beating a guy with a frying pan, breaking into an apartment and stealing drugs. Gruber, 29, was arrested March 11. He reportedly asked how his hair looked when a photographer needled him by asking if he was ready for his close-up. Also charged was Brandon Steele.

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Gardner McKay = A-okay! (Image via magazine scan)

GR8ERDAYS: Cute dudes of the past, sigh.

I always think of the fake mag from the “Borderline” video ... (Image via Gloss)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Gay rags you'll want to dive into.

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