ABOVE: You know you're old when you see guys like this and want to go up to them and tell 'em to enjoy that fuckin' hair.
BELOW: Keep reading for Beau Mirchoff's ass, a boxer's anti-gay threats, a Log Cabin traitor and more ...
Those hairy legs ... (Image via STARZ; image below via GIPHY)
OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): I know I say this about a lot of people, but Beau Mirchoff's butt is really, well, it's good.
ESPN: Boxer Adrien Broner literally threatened to shoot and kill gay people just for being gay. Why? Because a social media star named Andrew Caldwell, who is a religious nut and ex-gay, outed Broner as being a closted gay man who hit on him for sex. Broner's reply:
If any fag, punk-ass nigga come run up on me, trying to touch me on all that gay shit, I'm letting you know right now — if I ain't got my gun on me, I'm knocking you the fuck out.
If I got my gun on me, I'm shooting you in the fucking face, and that's on God and them. I'm not playing with none of these niggas. I don't like gay shit.
So it sounds like vers top.
LGBTQ NATION: Former Log Cabin Republicans head Gregory Angelo really needed his dad to hug him more — the revolting traitor penned an impassioned essay against the Equality Act, arguing that LGBTQ people really don't need protections anymore, like we did in 1985 (when I can guar-own-tee you he would also have opposed it, had he been an adult then), and it would harm Evangelicals' rights. Sometimes, self-loathing is simplistic. Here, he's actually a self-loathing simpleton.
DLISTED: Barbara Walters treated Jenny McCarthy like the garbage she is and Jenny McCarthy still recognized that Barbara Walters deserved respect.
OUT: RuPaul's Drag Race: Thailand knows how to cut the elimination tension. This is funny ha-ha and funny queer.
CBS NEWS: Trump continues his pointless, self-defeating attacks on the late John McCain. He even said:
And I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted. Which as President, I had to approve. I don't care about this — I didn't get, “Thank you.” That's okay. We sent him on the way, but I wasn't a fan of John McCain.
Talk about the death of civility.
TOWLEROAD: YouTuber Shane Dawson throws his cat over for YouTube Ryland Adams — they're engaged!
TWITTER: Madonna wigs out:
Wigging Out with #andylecompte 🎥🎶🖤 #tired #moody #bitch pic.twitter.com/fgeWlVmose— Madonna (@Madonna) March 20, 2019
YOUTUBE: Jelani Alladin and Matt Doyle sing “We Kiss in a Shadow”:
PEOPLE: I would watch this show.
HUFF POST: Brendon Urie to receive GLSEN Award.
EXTRATV: OMG — it's been 30 years since “Hangin' Tough!”