ABOVE: You know you're old when you see guys like this and want to go up to them and tell 'em to enjoy that fuckin' hair.

BELOW: Keep reading for Beau Mirchoff's ass, a boxer's anti-gay threats, a Log Cabin traitor and more ...

Those hairy legs ... (Image via STARZ; image below via GIPHY)

OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): I know I say this about a lot of people, but Beau Mirchoff's butt is really, well, it's good.

ESPN: Boxer Adrien Broner literally threatened to shoot and kill gay people just for being gay. Why? Because a social media star named Andrew Caldwell, who is a religious nut and ex-gay, outed Broner as being a closted gay man who hit on him for sex. Broner's reply:

If any fag, punk-ass nigga come run up on me, trying to touch me on all that gay shit, I'm letting you know right now — if I ain't got my gun on me, I'm knocking you the fuck out.

If I got my gun on me, I'm shooting you in the fucking face, and that's on God and them. I'm not playing with none of these niggas. I don't like gay shit.

So it sounds like vers top.

LGBTQ NATION: Former Log Cabin Republicans head Gregory Angelo really needed his dad to hug him more — the revolting traitor penned an impassioned essay against the Equality Act, arguing that LGBTQ people really don't need protections anymore, like we did in 1985 (when I can guar-own-tee you he would also have opposed it, had he been an adult then), and it would harm Evangelicals' rights. Sometimes, self-loathing is simplistic. Here, he's actually a self-loathing simpleton.

DLISTED: Barbara Walters treated Jenny McCarthy like the garbage she is and Jenny McCarthy still recognized that Barbara Walters deserved respect.

OUT: RuPaul's Drag Race: Thailand knows how to cut the elimination tension. This is funny ha-ha  and funny queer.

CBS NEWS: Trump continues his pointless, self-defeating attacks on the late John McCain. He even said:

And I gave him the kind of funeral that he wanted. Which as President, I had to approve. I don't care about this — I didn't get, “Thank you.” That's okay. We sent him on the way, but I wasn't a fan of John McCain.

Talk about the death of civility.

TOWLEROAD: YouTuber Shane Dawson throws his cat over for YouTube Ryland Adams — they're engaged!

TWITTER: Madonna wigs out:

Wigging Out with #andylecompte 🎥🎶🖤 #tired #moody #bitch pic.twitter.com/fgeWlVmose

— Madonna (@Madonna) March 20, 2019

YOUTUBE: Jelani Alladin and Matt Doyle sing “We Kiss in a Shadow”:

PEOPLE: I would watch this show.

HUFF POST: Brendon Urie to receive GLSEN Award.

EXTRATV: OMG — it's been 30 years since “Hangin' Tough!”

This kid is the sweetest. (Image via ABC7)