Prepare For Take-Off: A Review Of MEMBERS ONLY BOYLESQUE - Boy Culture : Covering Hot Men, Gay Issues, Celebrities, Movies, Music & More

Mandrake (All images by Matthew Rettenmund)

I spent Friday evening with a group of mostly-naked men who were only too happy to be ogled — you know, a typical date night.

Twinky Boots reveals twink booty.

Not really, but Members Only Boylesque — which is available for future booty calls on April 5, May 31 and June 14 at 10 p.m. at the Laurie Beechman Theatre — is definitely worthy of an entry in your little black book ...

Twinky Boots, Jackie Cox & Milo Pony

Co-creators Milo Pony and Twinky Boots were joined by some of NYC's hottest male burlesque artists, who offered a lot of diverse teasing, pleasing and birthday-suit endings.

Jackie & Rex hold your attention like DiCaprio getting his balls grabbed in The Beach.

There was a BBD (big, black dildo), a lot of cake, corsets, genderfuck, hot moves and the comedy stylings of Jackie Cox, who was jill-on-the-spot when it came to pithy one-liners. She even sang — SANG! who SINGS? — two numbers, including an Ann-Margret ode to gangbangs and nuclear war.

Milo Pony tail

As if there weren't enough male flesh on display, stage pup Rex Halligan assisted Cox (and the image of him probably assisted half the cocks in the audience), gallivanting around in his undies, collecting cash for the mid-show raffle.