Another fine post from the laddies at Mr. Man, brought to you by this proud half-Irish boy.

You’ll go gay-lick for the hottest Irish actors who’ve gone nude, just in time for St. Patrick’s Day ...

Here’s a close-held secret — Michael Fassbender has a huge cock, and you can see it in Shame!

There is nothing Jamie Dornan does that we do not love.  We hope and pray that he goes 50 Shades of ... gay.

As the jingle goes, Irish I could see Jonathan Rhys-Meyers’s weiner, in Tangled, that is what I’d truly like to see.

Lesser known but fully grown Martin “McCoke can dick” McCann stripped down in The Survivalist.

And finally, Irish zaddy Colin Farrell soaked his meat and potato in Triage. Happy Taint Patrick’s Day!

Our bonus Irish bloke is the handsome and ripped Cillian Murphy from Peaky Blinders. Erin, go blow!