ABOVE: My buddy Jaymes Vaughn is a looker.
OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Superhot supermodel Tomas Skoloudik's dick.
USA TODAY: Roseanne Barr says the #MeToo movement is about hos, slams both Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and Kamala Harris.
EARTHER: Gov. Jay Inslee, the governor of Washington, is officially running for POTUS in 2020 — and he is the first candidate to make climate change the core of his campaign.
YAHOO LIFESTYLE: Miley Cyrus says she was outspoken about supporting queer kids, even while starring on Hannah Montana:
“I was one of the only kids on Disney that would come out and say that I supported all my gay friends,” said Cyrus, who starred for four seasons on Hannah Montana, as a pop singer with a double life. “And I would write these songs. No one could say that. I was young and no one really said that. That was just always really important to me, to find what mattered to me.”
KENNETH IN THE (212): The material from the Speedos on these three men would make a nice sock.
THE HILL: Trump insanely hugged the U.S. flag at CPAC this weekend, ahead of a 2.5-hour rambling speech in which he said so many crazy things it's just more proof he can say anything and his base won't bat an eye.
JOE.MY.GOD.: Ivanka Trump says being Ivanka Trump is QUOTE the hardest job in the world UNQUOTE. To be fair, being Anastasia was a hard job on the last day of work.
GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Hollywood's hottest GILFs — obscenely illustrated.
BOSGUY: A couple I would like to see in action.
THE NEW YORKER: Jacob Kushner writes about the gay-rights activists looking for some wins in Kenya.
CBS NEWS: David Sedaris may not give you his goddamned seat.
MEDIUM: Everything you could possibly care to know about Madonna's Like a Prayer album, turning 30 this month!