ABOVE: Meet the love interest in Steve Grand's next music video, dropping Wednesday on Pride.com.
BELOW: Keep reading for a naked rugby jock, everything you never wanted to know about the Mueller Report and Trump's crowing, Zac shirtless ad nauseum and more ...
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OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): This rugby player doesn't just go nude, he gives the half-turn.
SOCIALITE LIFE: Not 28, not 29, but 30 times Zac was shirtless on IG!
HUFF POST: Dems demand full Mueller Report by April 2.
CNN: Voters want the Mueller Report released, respect how Mueller conducted himself, think Trump tried to impede, won't change their minds either way about Trump.
POLITICO: Trump and his minions are wildly overplaying their hand in the absence of one word of the Mueller Report being known to us, calling on Dems to resign, to be banned from the airwaves and worse. Huckabee Sanders likened criticism of Trump to capital-offense treason:
“Are you kidding?” she replied, saying that pundits and Democrats “have called the president an agent of a foreign government … an accusation equal to treason, which is punishable by death in this country.”
POLITICO: The autocrat emboldened, Trump now wants all of Obamacare — including pre-existing conditions. (Remember how Trump and the Republicans have kept saying they wanna keep those?)
KENNETH IN THE (212): Kenneth always sniffs out the best tennis pics.
BACK2STONEWALL: Because there just aren't enough older women out there to cast, Harvey Fierstein will be playing Bella Abzug Off-Broadway.
NBC NEWS: Mark Riddell, who stands accused of surreptitiously taking tests for elite, moneyed students in the college cheating scam that has so distracted us, is apologizing for his role, and is expected to plead guilty in exchange for leniency. He had faced 20 years, which is fucking crazy.
DENVERITE: Yes, Colorado is banning conversion therapy.
NYP: The German family behind Krispy Kreme and Panera Bread and Pret a Manger and Einstein Bros. Bagels has volunteered that they have Nazi roots. The family is owning up to the connection in response to a Bild investigation, and will donation some $11 million to an undisclosed charity.
GR8ERDAYS (FOLLOWS APPRECIATED): Come aboard!
WAPO: LGBTQ people are suffering abuse in Trump's ICE detention centers — because of course they are.
HUFF POST: This 11-year-old wants to be the first lesbian POTUS. That is not a sentence you'd have read in high school, kids.