ABOVE: I wish I'd never gotten so many gold stars in Aqua Tots.
BELOW: Keep reading for a model whose hotness can't be camouflaged, outrageous anti-Irish meme shared by the GOP, Beto > Bernie, high-profile queer nuptials, the death of one of Popeye's BFFs and more ...
FASHIONABLY MALE: Rildo and Thiago by René de la Cruz for Fashionably Male will do it for ya.
NBC NEWS: Beto O'Rourke bested Bernie Sanders in first-24-hour donations. No others running as Dems in 2020 came close to them. Meanwhile, the official GOP Twitter account posted a blatantly anti-Irish meme slurring Irish people as drunks in order to attack Beto:
POLITICO: YES, YES, do THIS, Dems. This would change the country for the better.
USA TODAY: J.K. Rowling is not JK, says Dumbledore and Grindelwald went hard.
OUTSPORTS: Out gay pro strongman Rob Kearney marries BF Joey Aleixo on an Australian beach.
ADVOCATE: Speaking of weddings, Gigi Gorgeous opens up to Advocate about her upcoming knot-tying with heiress Nats Getty.
KENNETH IN THE (212): If you like men in suits ...
6SQFT: NYC's The Vessel, at Hudson Yards, is clogging the timelines of many a New Yorker (and beyond). It's a few blocks from my current home, so I went to check it out late last night. It's quite beautiful, but I did not realize that my photos I took don't even belong to me! (Other annoying things to note: No umbrellas or running, no signs.)
EXTRATV: Taraj P. Henson is “full of hope” when it comes to her TV son, Jussie Smollett. She's taking the high road here.
GR8ERDAYS: RIP Tom Hatten, the longtime gay KTLA host of such kiddie shows as Popeye and His Friends who was an encyclopedia of entertainment knowledge.
PRINCETON: RIP Alan Krueger, prominent political economist who worked to show that minimum wage hikes did not spell the end of economic growth. He had worked under Clinton and Obama.
THE VIEW: Meghan McCain is only where she is because of her dad. She has no talent. At all. I do not respect her. Much. But when she is right, she is right, as here, where she excoriates Trump for dissing her dad:
.@MeghanMcCain responds to Pres. Trump’s attacks on her late father, Sen. John McCain: “Your life is spent on your weekends not with your family, not with your friends, but obsessing, obsessing over great men you could never live up to.” https://t.co/p6oiZYCQfw pic.twitter.com/NRThAfbkBL— The View (@TheView) March 18, 2019
Okay, be-nice-to-Meghan-time is over: