ABOVE: About 20 laps are in order.

BELOW: Jonas coolness, Assange eviction, Robyn vid, Kweer cards and more ...

Miami nice (Image via Disney)

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Joe and Nick Jonas have matching chest fuzz, and then there's this scene with Kevin:

JOE.MY.GOD.: WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange will soon be expelled from the Ecuadorean embassy in which he's been ensconced, and will then be subect to arrest by the Brits. Julian Assange has fans, yet Joe Biden is the “creeper.”

Leclerc-ing off (Image via video still)

OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Handsome Vincent Leclerc goes full-monty.

YOUTUBE: Robyn's new “Between the Lines” music video is SSION-directed and has do-it-yourself coolness:

KENNETH IN THE (212): This guy's a human giant redwood.

KWEER CARDS: If you're like me, you yearn for occasions on which to send actual cards — and then can't find anything you like. Kweer Cards aims to out-Hallmark Hallmark with out card concepts. Some of the cards deal with gender, some with coming out, some are special-occasion cards (engagement, birthday) with a decidedly gay twist. They're all top-notch, and the company even works with Tom of Finland, and you know they're picky about partners.

Try this one as a sympathy card — really cheers 'em right back up. (Image via Tom of Finland/Kweer Cards)