ABOVE: Hiding his candy.

BELOW: Chris Evans's avenging arms, the gay Republican duped into pretending he was raped by Pete Buttigieg (who needs to sue them all), Joan Collins on being a piece of asp and more ...

A Chris before dying (Image via video still)

MEN'S JOURNAL: Chris Evans flashes his biceptuality.

DAILY BEAST: If you thought that sexual assault accusation against Mayor Pete sounded ludicrous, it was — and the Michigan college student who made it was talked into it by smear artists Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman. 

Now, Hunter Kelly — a gay Republican —says he was used by Wohl and Burkman, and the Medium post alleging the rape was not written by him or with his permission. He says Wohl promised to buy him a house for making the allegations. He also, however, claims he met with them solely to discuss Republican issues, which I find hard to believe. Sounds like he went along then realized he shouldn't:

Meanwhile, someone related to Kelly left a slur-laden comment on his wall, ostensibly in support of him. He responded by doing a laughing-face emoji:

Gay Republicans will accept this crap every single time. (Image via screengrab)

CNN: Biden gets post-announcement bump.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Tennis player packed into white shorts.

WAPO: Rod Rosenstein has resigned — whether or not he realizes it — in disgrace.

GR8ERDAYS: Joan Collins, 85, talks about how she could've had Cleopatra — if she put out.

If ya gotta be 85, ya want to be 85 and looking like this. (Images via video still)