ABOVE: Sex (worker) on the beach.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Slovakians, an intersex general and the butt of D E A T H ...

Your body, my body, everybody ... (Image via Bodytorium)

BODYTORIUM: Slovakian hotties, starting with Samuel.

NBC NEWS: War hero Gen. Casimar Pulaski, Revolutionary War hero, was probably either a woman or intersex, a new doc argues:

While the Pulaski skeleton showed tell-tale signs of extensive horseback riding and a battle wound on the right hand that the general is known to have suffered, the facial structure and jaw angle were decidedly female, Estabrook said.

Estabrook said her team is not the first to suspect that Pulaski might not have been a man. Others also noticed the delicate bone structure after the skeleton was extracted from the Pulaski monument in Savannah, Georgia. The general was only between 5-foot-2 and 5-foot-4 inches tall.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Man has MAGA cap knocked off head, responds by using sword to slash another man's hand nearly off.

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DLISTED: A house you have to see to believe. Hoooo-boy.

GR8ERDAYS: RIP Noah Keen, the oldest-living Twilight Zone actor.

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): This roundup of amateur selfies is ... eye-opening.

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