ABOVE: Reece's piece.

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot 40-year-old, Madonna's new single, Mueller Report drop date and more ...

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DLISTED: Look who's 40!

TPM: The public, redacted version of the Mueller Report is expected to be released to Congress (and us) Thursday.

POLITICO: Happy Tax Day! Everyone fucking hates Trump's awful tax revision. Everyone — everyone — I know personally paid for the first time in a while or paid more or received less back. Any of you make out better under ths new code?

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OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Ricardo Pereira gets nude. Nice ass!

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Hollywood's hottest nuts.

KENNETH IN THE (212): The Trivago dude got arrested.

EXTRATV: Joan Collins, 85, had a close call with an apartment blaze — but it was another example of why having a young husband is a good idea!

HUFF POST: Ever since Trump retweeted an outrageous 9/11-themed video smearing Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minnesota), death threats against her have skyrocketed.

TRUE CRIME DAILY: Campus safety officers pin a young black student in a new viral video. Why? He wouldn't show his ID, since nobody else was being asked to. They're all currently on paid leave.

2ND STAGE: Broadway star Kristin Chenoweth headlining 40th-birthday gala for 2nd Stage.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Michele Bachmann says Trump is “godly” and “biblical.”

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TWITTER: Madonna announces her first single from 14th studio album Madame X will be “Medellín,” a duet with Maluma — and it's out Wednesday.

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