ABOVE: Reece's piece.
DLISTED: Look who's 40!
TPM: The public, redacted version of the Mueller Report is expected to be released to Congress (and us) Thursday.
POLITICO: Happy Tax Day! Everyone fucking hates Trump's awful tax revision. Everyone — everyone — I know personally paid for the first time in a while or paid more or received less back. Any of you make out better under ths new code?
OMG BLOG (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Ricardo Pereira gets nude. Nice ass!
GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Hollywood's hottest nuts.
KENNETH IN THE (212): The Trivago dude got arrested.
EXTRATV: Joan Collins, 85, had a close call with an apartment blaze — but it was another example of why having a young husband is a good idea!
HUFF POST: Ever since Trump retweeted an outrageous 9/11-themed video smearing Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minnesota), death threats against her have skyrocketed.
TRUE CRIME DAILY: Campus safety officers pin a young black student in a new viral video. Why? He wouldn't show his ID, since nobody else was being asked to. They're all currently on paid leave.
2ND STAGE: Broadway star Kristin Chenoweth headlining 40th-birthday gala for 2nd Stage.
JOE.MY.GOD.: Michele Bachmann says Trump is “godly” and “biblical.”