ABOVE: Lie back, get comortable ...

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Ellis's thirst-trap ass, Buttigieg's slow-jamming of the news, an animated gay marriage and much, much, more ...

“We need to talk about what a damn snack Tom Ellis is in Lucifer.” (Image via Netflix)

YOUTUBE: Tom Ellis is daddy.

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THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON: Pete Buttigieg slow-jams the news with Fallon:

FACEBOOK: As Felicity Huffman pleads guilty for her role in the college admissions scam, I found this remembrance of who she also is as a person by Del Shores to be illuminating. It's not that rich people should not be punished, but perhaps it's that poor people are wildly overpunished and that that should not mean we have no empathy for either group. I don't think locking her up accomplishes much. I also don't think locking people up for petty crimes accomplishes much. And there are egregious instances where people do hard time for almost nothing at all — that needs to be addressed.

SLATE: Gay men — get anal pap smears.

Ratburning up for your love ... (Image via PBS)

JOE.MY.GOD.: Fans of the PBS kiddie show Arthur, were you invited to Ratburn's gay wedding?!

KENNETH IN THE (212): HOTTEST. FIRST. BOYFRIEND. EVER.

HILL REPORTER: Howard Stern tells is like it is about his old pal Donald Trump, whose Evangelical-level abortion stance he now doubts:

I don’t believe his stance on abortion, for example. The Donald I know I think he’d probably get a few people abortions. I don’t know what he’s doing. The stance, the women don’t have a right to choose what — you don’t have to get an abortion. But if you want the right — I remember the days of women in the back alleys with coat hangers, that’s not acceptable and you know who used to be able to get an abortion? Rich people. They could get them. And so, you know, let’s face it, it is really unthinkable to me about what’s going on in the country right now.

Tom Cotton, what does my service have to do with tariffs?

Last time I checked we didn't have anyone serving in the Trade Wars. https://t.co/vgQuSFVHew

— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) May 13, 2019

TWITTER: Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Arkansas) actually said that U.S. farmers getting screwed by Trump's insane China tariff should suck it up because soldiers fight and die for their country, and that's harder.

EXTRATV: Doris Day remembered by some famous friends. Also, Deep Deep deep-dives into 90 reasons why Doris Day was amazing.

TOWLEROAD: Forty reels of never-heard disco music by legend Patrick Cowley discovered.

NBCNEWS: Montana Gov. Steve Bullock, a Dem with a winning record in a red state, is the 22nd to announce he is seeking the Democratic nomination for president. Coronations don't seem so bad right about now.

DROWNED MADONNA: At last, Madonna is 100% confirmed to perform at Eurovision on May 18. In her first comments about performing in Israel in spite of an international cry to disengage from the state over Palestinian human-rights abuses, she says:

I'll never stop playing music to suit someone's political agenda nor will I stop speaking out against violations of human rights wherever in the world they may be. My heart breaks every time I hear about the innocent lives that are lost in this region and the violence that is so often perpetuated to suit the political goals of people who benefit from this ancient conflict. I hope and pray that we will soon break free from this terrible cycle of destruction and create a new path towards peace.

Meanwhile, her London Palladium residency was announced with the help of two special performances: