ABOVE: Professional thirst trap.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a pair, Buttigieg's approach, Giuliani's Ukrainian adventure and new Madonna ...

Double trouble (Image by Tyler Vick for Men & Underwear)

MEN & UNDERWEAR: Eli & Drayson by Tyler Vick.

NYP: Pete Buttigieg sells out small-donor fundraiser at the Abbey.

NEWSWEEK: Pete Buttigieg responds to Trump's insults with Chinese proverb. Very Obama. Is that what we need? Going high? Debatable. But he continues to impress far beyond his experience, and a candidate who captures media attention easily is never bad.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Giuliani is going to the Ukraine in order to see what dirt they can dig up on Biden. No — seriously. The GOP/Russian collusion appears to be a permanent political shift.

BROADWAY CARES: Broadway Bets charity event adds Hank Azaria, Eric Bogosian, Michael Cera, Robert Creighton, Billy Crudup, Richard Kind, Steve Martin, Erik Seidel and Tony Yazbeck. Event is Monday, May 13. Fun? Bet on it!

PEOPLE: U.S. refuses to grant citizenship to one child whose twin was granted citizenship. Because immigration.

Would you like to choke up on that bat, too? (Image via video still)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Watch Kike Hernández give you the deliberate bend-over with eye contact.

LGBTQ NATION: Chick-fil-A is now the #3 fast-food spot in the U.S. Hate won, guys. Thanks to all the gays who support it 'cause they don't care.

Would you even duck? (Image via Gay Dodgeball)

BOSGUY: Gay dodgeball season is here. (69, indeed.)

CT POST: Ban on gay-panic defense moves ahead in Connecticut.

TWITTER: Madonna's new single “Crave” is gorgeous and modern and Top 40-ready, but of course, she's not young so radio will resist it. I love her vocal, it's very catchy and in the video snippet, at the end, I'm getting Live to Tell music video flashes:

Madame ❌. Wants you to.........CRAVE.......her new single with @goSwaeLee !............out today! 🔥🔥🔥 @nunoxico pic.twitter.com/d5oPpKj9CA

— Madonna (@Madonna) May 10, 2019

Also new and hot: “Like Hell” by WELLS*:

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Buscemi has really stepped up his pussy. (Images via OMG Blog)