ABOVE: It's all behind him now.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Well-Strung hunk, Trump's Rod Blagojevich tease and more ...

A Chris before sighing (Image via Instagram)

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Chris Marchant (above), totally nude.

KENNETH IN THE (212): World's tiniest male swimsuit award.

GR8ERDAYS: John Slattery, then and now.

EXTRATV: Michael Jackson's sons and their cousin have what sounds like the nerdiest, most unnecessary YouTube show ever.

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GAY.FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Jacob Elordi in CK is a sight for whore eyes.

TRUE CRIME DAILY: Trump seems to be stoking speculation he could commute disgraced Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's arguably too-long sentence — but, like, why? Blagojevich is an idiot, he committed crimes that were pretty gross, he's been disavowed by everybody yet was a Democrat. Whose votes would Trump gain by showing Rod mercy? P.S. Blago was photographed shirtless taking in some sun in his prison's yard.

Rod the Bod — on the left (Image via WGN)