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Sep 25 2019
'80s Ball-Ticklers + Tons Of Impeachment Articles + Trump Says Nancy Pelosi Isn't Speaker (Maybe She's President-Elect?) + When Wrestling Is Intercourse + MORE! — 12-PACK Comments (0)

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BELOW: Keep reading for a slew of impeachment articles, some '80s hotties, Demi Moore-than-you-needed-to-know and lots of other fun stuff ...

Jcvd-1569009160-1569009162Van Damme, boy! (GIF via GIPHY)

NEWNOWNEXT: '80s fitness bods that made people gay. (Not literally, but ... well, literally.)

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Olympian shows off his dad dick — yeah, that's a phrase now.

Screen Shot 2019-09-25 at 5.00.24 PMJenifer Lewis & Kathy Griffin would make a lethal comedy duo. (Image via video still)

GREG IN HOLLYWOOD: The L.A. LGBT Center's anniversary bash was star-studded!

WAPO: Acting director of national intelligence threatened to resign if he were prevented from testifying freely before Congress on the Trump Ukraine scandal.

Ukraine-memo-illoKeepin' it unclassy (Image via White House)

POLITICO: Line-by-line analysis of Trump's call with Ukraine's president — it's beyond damning, and we don't even have the exact words yet! This is the shit Trump thought would be exculpatory!

TWITTER: The White House accidentally sent its lying talking points to House Democrats instead of to Republicans! God, is the incompetence worse than the corruption? Is it a tie?

TWITTER: Trump chillingly decides unilaterally that Nancy Pelosi is no longer the Speaker of the House:

COURTHOUSE NEWS: The Senate voted 54-41 to end Trump's phony declaration of a national emergency at the U.S.-Mexico border, and also to stop his diversion of funding (from the military budget) to pay for his goddamned wall.

GR8ERDAYS (FOLLOW ME!): Remembering Christopher Reeve on what would've been his b'day.

KENNETH IN THE (212): When wrestling is basically anal sex.

PAGE SIX: No, Demi Moore didn't take Jon Cryer's virginity, which should have been a Sixteen Candles sequel plotline.

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): No, Lindsey Graham — this is a nothingburger: A new chicken-and-doughnut sandwich from KFC.

190917161632-01-kfc-chicken-donuts-trnd-exlarge-169If you're eating this, you deserve to die. (Image via Kentucky Fried Chicken)