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NEWNOWNEXT: '80s fitness bods that made people gay. (Not literally, but ... well, literally.)
GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Olympian shows off his dad dick — yeah, that's a phrase now.
GREG IN HOLLYWOOD: The L.A. LGBT Center's anniversary bash was star-studded!
WAPO: Acting director of national intelligence threatened to resign if he were prevented from testifying freely before Congress on the Trump Ukraine scandal.
POLITICO: Line-by-line analysis of Trump's call with Ukraine's president — it's beyond damning, and we don't even have the exact words yet! This is the shit Trump thought would be exculpatory!
TWITTER: The White House accidentally sent its lying talking points to House Democrats instead of to Republicans! God, is the incompetence worse than the corruption? Is it a tie?
Hmmm… The White House just sent its talking points on Ukraine to House Democrats.— Andrew Desiderio (@AndrewDesiderio) September 25, 2019
Here are some screenshots, per source. pic.twitter.com/VvNAaqKP3D
TWITTER: Trump chillingly decides unilaterally that Nancy Pelosi is no longer the Speaker of the House:
COURTHOUSE NEWS: The Senate voted 54-41 to end Trump's phony declaration of a national emergency at the U.S.-Mexico border, and also to stop his diversion of funding (from the military budget) to pay for his goddamned wall.
GR8ERDAYS (FOLLOW ME!): Remembering Christopher Reeve on what would've been his b'day.
KENNETH IN THE (212): When wrestling is basically anal sex.
PAGE SIX: No, Demi Moore didn't take Jon Cryer's virginity, which should have been a Sixteen Candles sequel plotline.