ABOVE: Raise your hand if you would.
MIAMI HERALD: Jerry Falwell Jr. has settled a court case over his sleazy Miami venture with an adorable pool boy.
NEWSWEEK: A leak has claimed that Trump's sudden abandonment of the Kurds was due to Turkey informing him that they were invading — and that spineless Trump rolled over.
ADVOCATE: The AMA urges the SCOTUS to decide wisely when it comes to gay rights.
FORBES: “What Kind of America Is This If Being Gay or Transgender Can Get You Fired?”
NEWSWEEK: Betsy DeVos? Lock. Her. Up.
BILLBOARD: Madonna had to postpone one of her NYC shows, hours before she was set to go on, due to a nagging knee injury she's been nursing all along. She's giving it her all on this tour, and the show is spectacular — I really hope she can muster through. She has something like another 70 shows.
TOWLEROAD: Ellen is not our enemy, but she has blinders on if she thinks it's okay to be buddies with George W. Bush. It's not the same as being friendly with your Republican neighbor, he's a war criminal and anti-gay discrimination was hammered into many state constitutions under his presidency. We almost lost marriage equality forever because of him. Not a pal.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Legs for days weeks.
DLISTED: Ursula the closeted.
TRUE CRIME DAILY: A New York City man who spends hours on the corner of 9th Ave. and 57th St. camping it up in the name of LGBTQ visibility was insulted by a passerby who destroyed his sign. There's video, and there's a hate crimes investigation.
THE HILL: Samuel Little is now considered the most prolific serial killer in U.S. history, having confessed to over 90 murders over the course of 35 years.
PITCHFORK: All the best songs of the 2010s ... and I'd be hard-pressed to hum most of them, gulp.