ABOVE: Ripples.

BELOW: Keep reading for Zac's sexy brother, tanning spas on the attack, Fox News turning on a Trump lackey and more ...

He can run, but ... (Image via Instagram)

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Zac Efron's little bro is showing off his slow-mo cock bounce.

Those are sexy, but they'd be better off, Ed. (Image via Fruit of the Loom)

KENNETH IN THE (212): A fleshback to sexy Ed Marinaro.

NBC NEWS: Tanning salons are stalking LGBTQ men where we live! P.S. I'm neutral on them — like Elaine Benes on Seinfeld, who has time to care? — but when I was in high school, they apparently galled me to the max:

JOE.MY.GOD.: Fox News host Chris Wallace excoriates Mick Mulvaney over his confession that Trump extorted Ukraine, showing him the video to rub his smug face in it.

OUT: Haaz Sleiman on being gay and Arab in Hollywood.

GR8ERDAYS: How did you celebrate Divine's birthday weekend?!