ABOVE: Arms and the man.
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JOE.MY.GOD.: Kanye West goes full anti-gay by appearing with Joel Osteen, downing Chick-Fil-A, calls himself “the greatest artist that God ever created.”
EXTRA.IE: Britain's first gay dads are splitting up because one of them is now fucking their daughter's ex-boyfriend. Glances at photo at right, wonders aloud about finances.
GQ: GQ asks if it's gay to take care of yourself.
TOWLEROAD: Esteemed gay blog Towleroad pans gay play The Inheritance, about which I'd only heard rapturous things.
CONAN O'BRIEN NEEDS A FRIEND: Ellen DeGeneres appears on Conan O'Brien's podcast to chat about not taking things so seriously, their flashy '80s style and her return to stand-up.
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): New Q&A, new song and massive new book of visual work from Michael Stipe.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Man in a Speedo that doubles as dental floss.
GR8ERDAYS: RIP swingin' '60s photographer Terry O'Neill, who captured this 1977 pic of Faye Dunaway that has to be one of the best movie-star portraits ever.
EXTRATV: Seems like only yesterday when Kathie Lee Gifford was droning on about her annoying, tiny children. Now, both of them are engaged. (And that bratty little Cody? He's 29 years old.)
PURPLE PASS: L.A. screening of that Madonna fan doc.
STUFF: Janet Jackson, fresh from negative press for lip-synching in Australia, sparks mass exodus at New Zealand R&B show for not being &ldquolterribly good at the job she was supposed to be doing.”