ABOVE: Abs? Fab.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis ace tennis ass, the snowballing impeachment inquiry, Ryan Guzman nude, Pete Buttigieg's here and queer, and more ...

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KENNETH IN THE (212): The incredibly true story of two tennis players' love.

YOUTUBE: This is still one of the best 1980s songs nobody remembers. And the video is kinda Madame X-chic! (At the time, it was more Dynasty, and the use of drag was probably what kept it from being an MTV staple.)

SLATE: Yes, Pete Buttigieg is queer.

THR: The meanest critic in history has died.

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OMG. BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Ryan Guzman nude!

CNN: Democrats are eyeing multiple articles of impeachment, which may go beyond Ukraine.

INSTINCT: Gay,  married black man — an immigrant with kids — has been elected as the Episcopal Diocese of Missouri's new leader.

GAY TIMES: Donald Trump Jr. cracks an HIV joke.

TOWLEROAD: Accused molester Roy Moore longs for the days when abortion, homosexuality and gay marriage were illegal.

INSTAGRAM: Shania Twain on Taylor Swift — accidental OUCH.

WOW: David Byrne performs “Road to Nowhere” — in 2019.

VANITY FAIR: RuPaul answers increasingly personal questions as a camera moves closer and closer to his face: