Maluma: [exists]— Barrett Lane (@barrettlane) December 4, 2019
Ricky Martin: Hold my beer
ABOVE: Ricky Martin shows off his pinga.
KENNETH IN THE (212): This new Fred Goudon calendar looks unmissable.
ADVOCATE: Pamela Karlan's impeachment-hearing bitch-slap heard 'round the world.
INSTINCT: Gus Kenworthy is defecting to Team UK.
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): A lot of new info about Josh Brolin's puckerhole!
CTV: Mentally ill man who murdered gay-rights advocate Raymond Taavel is granted more freedom.
TWITTER: Matthew Camp to star in new Tom of Finland-themed porn series.
YOUTUBE: Netflix drops AJ and the Queen trailer:
DLISTED: Princess Anne and Justin Trudeau were caught gossiping about Trump, causing the Infant-in-Chief to throw a fit, call Justin “two-faced,” cancel a meeting and leave the NATO summit in a tizz. But Princess Anne once told a would-be kidnapper it was “not bloody likely” that she would go anywhere with him, and she also hasn't got the time of day for the Queen herself:
DC HOMOS: Belligerent bottom looking to get his shit wrecked gets thumped by his sassy mom:
MOM OF THE YEAR pic.twitter.com/s2Rp95In4O— @DCHomos (@DCHomos) November 29, 2019
VIBE: Billy Dee Williams quietly walks back reports that he is gender fluid.
TWITTER: Andrew Yang is such an idiot. We deserve better:
ABC NEWS: This clown allegedly left a young male relative on the side of the road because he suspected the kid was gay.