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Dec 27 2019
Red-Hot Cook's Sausage Fest + LOLITA's Sue Lyon Dies + Sharon Osbourne, Rich Tyrant + Disney Channel Molestation Scandal + MORE! —12-PACK Comments (0)

ABOVE: Nice spread.

BELOW: Hot cook shows his sausage, Lolita dies, ex-Disney actor accuses judge of anti-gay bias and more ...

Giphy-17Can you smell what he's cookin'? (GIF via GIPHY)

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Franco Noriega accidentally flashed his whole dick on Instagram Stories.

Giphy-1See anything you like, Humbert? (GIF via GIPHY)

EXTRATV: Sue Lyon, who memorably played the title role in Stanley Kubrick's 1962 film adaptation of Vladimir Nabokov's 1955 novel Lolita, has died at 73.

EXTRATV: Shock jock Don Imus, Screen Shot 2019-12-27 at 8.53.48 PMinfamous for his “nappy-headed hos” comment in 2007, has died at 79.

TWITTER: As I've always said, Sharon Osbourne is TRASH.

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: Megan Rapinoe becomes the first out gay woman to pose in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

DESERET NEWS: Former Disney Channel actor Stoney Westmoreland, who stands accused of enticing a 13-year-old boy for sex, tried to get his federal judge to recuse himself for bias against gay people. The judge, Howard Nielson Jr., refused.

MidnightposseA New Year's kiss before dying (Image via Hulu)

TOWLEROAD: Scott Evans appears in Hulu NYE slasher flick Midnight Kiss.

KENNETH IN THE (212): Armpit stop!

JOE.MY.GOD.: Morocco has jailed a popular YouTuber for daring to insult its king.

GR8ERDAYS: Marlene Dietrich Marlene_dietrich-madonnawas born 118 years ago today. I was obsessed with her growing up, and was so excited when Madonna seemed to make Dietrich her alternate to Marilyn Monroe in the inspiration department. I read so many books about her and devoured that doc, and in college talked about her so much a kid who worked in my dorm's cafeteria would joke that she'd died just to freak me out. Insane to think she's been gone so long — dying at 90 in 1992 — that she'd be 118 now! And also jarring: Her daughter, who she always called “The Child,” Maria Riva, is now 95!

RANDY REPORT: YES! Olivia Newton-John will become a dame in 2020.

DLISTED: Elizabeth Hurley and her 17-year-old son are look-alikes:

ElizabethHurleyPut him in her famous dress already! It's a match! (Image via selfie)