ABOVE: With his, er, legs, Steve claims he was tired at the end of a spin class. I'm skeptical.

BELOW:  Keep reading for Noah Centineo's muscle, Trump's hustle, a leather daddy, a staining Billboard sexual harassment scandal, a PrEP cautionary tale, a tribute to Joan Crawford and more ...

ABOVE: Goonies are Bidgood enough.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth's show-off shower, Trump's blatant graft, Gaga's new bottom and more ...

ABOVE: White meat.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Tyler vs. Dylan battle, a DC Comics breakthrough and more ...

ABOVE: I wish I'd never gotten so many gold stars in Aqua Tots.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model whose hotness can't be camouflaged, outrageous anti-Irish meme shared by the GOP, Beto > Bernie, high-profile queer nuptials, the death of one of Popeye's BFFs and more ...

ABOVE: Oh, dear — what turned us on as kids.

BELOW: Keep reading for Calvin Klein's bad-boy toy, a hilarious movie parody and more ...

ABOVE: Portis Wasp gets me.

BELOW: Keep reading for a see-through top, Kamala bashing Pence so you don't have to, Whoopi's close call and more ...

ABOVE: When you're on at all times.

BELOW: Keep reading for a bareassed model, Lindsey Graham's latest backstab to America and more ...

Is he a safe Beto? (Image by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair)

Beto O'Rourke announced he is running for president yesterday, using a Vanity Fair cover story to do so ...