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ABOVE: Liberals are always funnier. Always.

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ABOVE: Wesley Eure, Land of the Lost and Days of Our Lives cutie.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lee Pace's nips, an out hot rodder, the loss of Liz Cheney and more ...

Making a crudites platter is one of those activities that humanizes a senate candidate

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— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) August 15, 2022

ABOVE: Dr. Oz's web team HATES him.

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Sooo close to getting it ... (Image via Truth Social)

Trump's Mar-A-Lago was raided by the FBI today.

This thread helpfully underscores the historical importance of this unprecedented action.

ABOVE: Live!

BELOW: Keep reading for an ex-gay-for-pay bigot, still MORE on monkeypox, Gaetz vs. women and more ...

This election is STILL not over ... in his Adderall-addled brain. (Image via video still)

Thursday's primetime January 6 hearing was eventful!

Outtakes of Trump's begrudging video statement condemning the attack on the Capitol resulted in proof he didn't want to admit the election was over, didn't want to condemn his supporters who broke the law and — for some reason — admitted on film he had a hard time saying the word “yesterday.” Former doc Ronny Jackson ... something you aren't tellin' us?

Wow these outtakes didn’t disappoint pic.twitter.com/bGVXolI2yV

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 22, 2022

But best of all was the footage of Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Missouri). First, he waves and Hitler-fist-pumped the agitators, but when it was known they'd overrun the Capitol, he was seen on newly released footage sprinting to safety:

Somewhat more disappointingly, seemingly EVERYONE fell in love with the Clark Kent type seen at the hearing, caring not that he's a total GOPer. Liberals will crush on right-wingers in the midst of the most important hearings in U.S. history. The opposite would never, ever happen. (He's likely Kayleigh McEnany's fuckin' lawyer.)

Seriously — does anyone know who this Clark Kent ringer is? Asking for a friend… https://t.co/fpZOO5LzKg

— MarketWatch (@MarketWatch) July 22, 2022

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ABOVE: Happy EIGHTIETH (?!), Harrison Ford!

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Wet! Wet! Wet! (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

ABOVE: Because Hawaii is for lovers. Sub to my OnlyFans photography page here.

BELOW: Keep reading for monkeypox on the rise, Marjorie Taylor Greene calling the shooting in Highland Park a false flag, Burt Ward's super thighs and more ...