ABOVE: I feel that.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chalamet on Hammer, AT&T raked over the coals for funding OAN and more ...

ABOVE: Making gay waves.

BELOW: Keep reading for gym bros fighting for dominance, Tom Daley calls for boycott, gay-basher sought and more ...

ABOVE: Let's play statue!

BELOW: Keep reading for Carl Nassib's main squeeze, what Grisham would say to Trump, why Sinema's career at this point is a bad movie and more ...

ABOVE: Not sure he was as impressed with it as I am.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Cindy Brady still sucks, Lil Nas X and Bretman Rock rocking the VMAs, another satisfied COVID-19 denialist laid to rest and more ...

Matt Gaetz says today that the reason he doesn’t “fit in” well with other Members of Congress is because most of them are old and obese. pic.twitter.com/4k8MinxYUE

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 26, 2021

ABOVE: I know Matt Gaetz is a horrible person, but the above snark is beyond the pale, even for him. Dude is going to be arrested and is still spouting off like this.

BELOW: Keep reading for a look at muscle dysmorphia, terrorist blasts in Kabul, Harris's historical meeting with Vietnamese LGBTQ activists, RuPaul gays up the news and more ...

ABOVE: Yeah, so Neil Patrick Harris is pretending to mock his slight frame with this photo, and yet ... I don't think “skinny” is the first adjective one coughs up.

BELOW: Keep reading for Outfest winners, a gay volleyball coach who got spiked, Blair Underwood's b'day, frivolous lawsuits and more ...

ABOVE: Charles Buddy Rogers and Richard Arlen smooching in Wings. Click here to see them on a '60s episode of Petticoat Junction, on which they sent up their famous flick.

BELOW: Keep reading for Joshua Bassett on coming out, how the U.S. Census is kicking Republicans' asses (and how it isn't), a MyPillow disaster, Hayley Mills, John Waters, the late Herb Ritts and more ...

ABOVE: A great place if you've never been.

BELOW: Keep reading for the biography of poppers, more from the January 6 hearings, return of The Exorcist and more ...