ABOVE: The whole wide world.

BELOW: Keep reading for porn's cream o' the crop, Booker drops out and Carl Siciliano says farewell ...

Your Performer of the Year, Blake Mitchell (Image via Str8UpGayPorn Awards)

STR8UPGAYPORN: The Str8UpGayPorn Awards winners are out! I was a judge, and think we did well with our choices.

Michael Boston, whose butt took top (bottom?) honors (Images via Twitter)

Watch the hole — I mean whole — thing here, including Kathy Griffin's hosting duties:

NBC NEWS: Booker is out!

EXTRATV: Abby Huntsman is out!

THE FILM EXPERIENCE: The Critics' Choice Awards winners are out! (And they look a lot like how Oscar's picks will probably look, top to bottom, with the only head-scratcher being a tie for Best Director.)

66% devil (Image via Instagram)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Weekend tennis roundup is filled with hot jocks, as always.

YOUTUBE: Carl Siciliano has stepped down as the Ali Forney Center's executive director: