ABOVE: One day, Ashley Longshore will be seen as another Da Vinci.

BELOW: Keep reading for dad dong, Louganis's Speedo reunion and butts to watch out for ...

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GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): There's a big ol' dick in They're Inside. (It's his, above.)

GREG IN HOLLYWOOD: Gay Republican Barry Manilow's husband is still PISSED at Republican Suzanne Somers for outing them back in 2015.

PEOPLE: Greg Louganis, 59, gets back into his iconic Speedo:

I tried it on, and I was like, “Oh, my God, it fits” … I’m not doing too bad for someone about to turn 60.

KENNETH IN THE (212): These Australians look open.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Kanye West has gone full-on anti-LGBTQ, anti-choice Evangelical.

ABC NEWS: Kentucky Christian school expels girl ... for wearing a rainbow insignia.

THE FILM EXPERIENCE: An Evita reunion, of sorts.

BILLBOARD: J.Lo name-checks Madonna and Sophia Loren as inspirations behind her latest fashion plug.

CNN: Winners and losers of the big, pre-Iowa Democratic debate.

EBAUMSWORLD: Seems like David Lee Roth would've sounded better with a monitor fix?

OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Pierre Kiwitt goes full-frontal and full-backal in a new flick:

Have a seat! (Image via video still)

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