ABOVE: Let it ride!

BELOW: Keep reading for more on the No Pants Subway Ride 2020, Trump's ironic defense-team add-ons, Eminen's shocking re-creation of the Vegas massacre and more ...

Don't hog the pole! (Image by Instagram @americanobook)

GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): The No Pants Subway Ride 2020 broughto out quite a bumper crop of hot thighs, legs and other assorted parts.

“Milk” does his body good. (Image via qx)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Gay mags of the week.

NYT: Larry Kramer, who is publishing The American People: Volume 2, chats with The New York Times, telling them all about his literary tastes. He says of gay history:

Most historians taken seriously are always straight. They wouldn’t know a gay person if they took him to lunch. A good example is Ron Chernow’s biography of Hamilton, which doesn’t include the fact that he was both gay and in love with George Washington. Gore Vidal pointed this out to me.

NBC NEWS: Trump's defense team will include Alan Dershowitz, another pal of pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, and Ken Starr, who was fired from Baylor over his mishandling of rape allegations. Yes, the same Ken Starr who interviewed Monica Lewinsky's boyfriends and scores of other witnesses in the sham impeachment of Bill Clinton, will now argue that no witnesses be allowed in Trump's Senate trial.

JOE.MY.GOD.: The reason Lev Parnas flipped and sang like a canary? He fears Attorney General William Barr. One of Trump's biggest MAGA cronies fears for his life because of Trump's — America's — Attorney General.

JUST JARED: Eminem recreates the Las Vegas shooting — from the perspective of the shooter — in his new music video for “Darkness” from his album Music to Be Murdered By. Let's see if he faces condemnation like Madonna did for “God Control.” Guess: He won't. Bonus: He riffs on “The Sounds of Silence” in the song. (I'm glad he's pro-gun control, but who takes this ridiculous music seriously? It's juvenile, poorly constructed, not memorable or catchy ... ugh.)

NEWSWEEK: Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) is now the Senate's most unpopular legislator, surpassing even Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.

@WendyWilliams I Was Going To Try & Hold My Temper🤞🏻BUT IM SO F-NG ANGRY I CANT😤.
In 1985 I Made a Film Called
“MASK”‼️THROUGH THAT FILM I BECAME INVOLVED WITH CHILDREN,& ADULTS WHO HAD CRANIOFACIAL
ANOMALIES. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE PPL GO THROUGH‼️20+ OPERATIONS

— Cher (@cher) January 16, 2020

DLISTED: Wendy Williams is a piece of shit, and Cher knows it, will not stop calling attention to it.

Getting Nicked down (Image via MrMan)

MRMAN: Fan fiction — Nick Jonas and Tom Holland go at it.

MrMan Deal — Sign-Ups Benefit Boy Culture

USA TODAY: A teenage kid who was orphaned and was staying with his only relatives, his grandparents, got no sympathy from their HOA — the Arizona board ordered him to move due to the community's age restriction that all residents be over the age of 55. Now, his grandparents have to sell their home and move on top of dealing with the sudden deaths of both of his parents.

NAACP IMAGE AWARDS: Out gay artist Mykal Kilgore (inset, right) has been nominate as Outstanding Artist in the NAACP Image Awards. Hit the link for an opportunity to support him.

NYT: Kat Jercich argues that film directors should let their gay characters actually be gay.

Snatching her own wig (GIF via GIPHY)