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Have you seen the viral footage of a soldier using beginner's luck to swallow a giant pink dildo?

Now you have ...

TWITTER (FOLLOW HERE): The funniest part is the dude behind the dude filming in the background is so visibly embarrassed, then briefly looks physically ill:

Thank you for your service. pic.twitter.com/yawwE99m5o

— Boy Culture Blog (@mattrett) January 30, 2020

Reminds me of these infamous shenanigans: